Costumes
Maple, Noodle, Beans and friends already dressed up. Pick a costume and your pet gets the same look.
Fire station
Helmet on, hose ready, off to the fire.
On the round
Neither rain, nor a closed beak.
The rooftop
Cape on. Someone has to save the biscuits.
Space
Ready for take-off. Treats when they land.
The track
Helmet on. First one to the chequered flag.
The ship
The treasure was treats. Obviously.
The jungle
Swinging in, grabbing the prize, making a mess.
The castle
Shiny armour, muddy paws, very noble.
The tower
One paw out, calling for a rescue. Or a snack.
The throne
Crowns, jewels, and a look that says sit.
The parade
One paw up. The street is hers.
Dinosaurs
Tiny explorer. Very large lizards.
The kitchen
In the kitchen, and the secret is gravy.
The stage
Now you see the biscuit. Now you don’t.
Football
On the pitch, going for the top corner.
In the air. The goal never stood a chance.
The office
Big desk. Big job. Still a good boy.
The surgery
This will only feel like a treat. Promise.
On patrol
On patrol. Nothing to see here, folks.
Streaming
Live on camera. Chat is losing it.
The pub
A silly night at the pub, pint in paw.
The keyboard did not survive.
Concert
Lights, a mic, and far too much sparkle.
The lab
The experiment was more treats. It worked.
After lunch
Do not speak until the snacks are gone.
Whoops
It was the wind. It was always the wind.
The hair did that on its own. The lightning did not.
The circus
One wheel, a circus vest, and no shame.
Retired
Zimmer frame, slippers, and strong opinions.
Bath time
Busy. In a meeting with foam.
Night
Quiet, sneaky, and slightly covered in fur.
1940s
Duty first. Belly rubs after.
Paw up. The bone flag approves.
Vintage flight
Goggles down. Let’s find some clouds.
The jet
Fast jet. Treats at landing.
Dirt jump
Wheels up, mud everywhere.
The mountain
Snow, speed, and no interest in going inside.
Skydive
The ground can wait.
The sky
If flying is wrong, they don’t want to be right.
Skate park
Board ready. Style already sorted.
Half pipe
Board in the air. Smile even higher.
Last orders
Happy, wobbly, and one paw off the stool.
The beach
Hang ten. Or four. Close enough.
Race day
Left turn, left turn, don’t let them past.
Night drive
Neon night, tyre smoke, showing off.
On stage
This one’s for the cheap seats.
Basketball
Nothing but net. And a bit of fur.
From under the hoop. The ball is on the rim.
Baseball
Not today, umpire.
Bat meets ball. Ball leaves town.
Cricket
Howzat? Pretty good, actually.
Rugby
Up on two paws. Ball on the grass. Posts behind.
Over the line. Ears still going.
Scrum cap on. Nobody is moving this one.
Full speed. The gap never closed.
Tennis
New balls please. And a belly rub.
At the net. The ball never bounced.
The lane
Never mind the gutter. Watch this.
The ring
Still undefeated. Belt included.
The finish
The finish line never saw them coming.
Gaelic football
Hands allowed. The posts still have a net.
The net moved. That counts.
The table is all empties. This one is spilling.
Hurling
Bas meets sliotar. The pitch holds its breath.
The cup is heavy. The smile is not.
Water park
Scream if you want to go faster.
Nap time
Do not disturb. Dreaming of more sleep.
Busted
Guilty of too much barking. Would bark again.
Valentine’s Day
Roses are red. This one wants a biscuit.
Easter
The eggs were like that when they got here.
St Patrick’s Day
Green hat, happy parade, maybe one more pint.
Halloween
Dark house, shaky torch, send snacks.
One more house. Then maybe just one more.
Christmas
Too many mince pies. The chimney says no.
Santa can sit. This one does the flying.
The future
Give me your treats, if you want to live.
The park
Don’t look back. The jeep is not fast enough.
The temple
It belongs in a museum. The boulder disagrees.
1985
Where we’re going, we don’t need leashes.
Savanna
Not lazy. Royalty. Just having a lie-down.
Living room
The board game was a bad idea.
The woods
There and back again, before supper.
White vest, toy water pistol, tower on fire.
1942
Of all the food bowls in all the world.
An offer they can’t refuse. It’s a walk.
The city
Giant bird. Tiny city. Sorry about the offices.
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